Stephanie

My grandfather (saying goodbye) : "and remember, as Jerry Springer says, 'be good to one another.'"
My grandmother: "Oh, shit."

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My grandmother (to me) : "So, how's your love life?"

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Me getting CARDED to go see The Descent last night at Peabody Place.

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And my favorite line from The Descent: "I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider."